my life is average favorites of the day

Today, my 7 year old niece came over to show me her Halloween costume. She was dressed in a bee costume with a ghost costume on top of it. I asked her what she was supposed to be. Her response? " A boo-bee!" That kid will do great things. MLIA

Today I was swimming and saw a scar on my ribs so I called my mum to ask her if she knew anything about it. Apparently, I was attacked by a giant sheep when I was four. Why my parents felt the need to keep this from me I do not know. MLIA

Today, while being exceptionally bored I typed in "Fo" to see what suggestions came up. One was "fo' shizzle my nizzle". Intrigued I clicked on it to find this: "fo shizzle ma nizzle" is a bastardization of "fo' sheezy mah neezy" which is a bastardization of "for sure mah nigga" which is a bastdardization of "I concur with you whole heartedly my African american brother". This made my day. MLIA

Yesterday at school a guy asked me out and I turned him down saying I would only go out with Darth Vader. I was about to say I was joking but he turned and walked away with out a word. Today as I left my first period classroom there was the guy in full Darth Vader costume and two light sabers. He handed one to me saying in a deep voice 'Will you go out with me?' Actually, I think I'll marry him. MLIA

Today I texted my friend asking "WHEN I TYPE LIKE THIS DOES THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD YELL?" She said yes. MLIA


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